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Pimp your ride, with car window Moonies, and a Jesus Air Freshener. Let them know how you feel, with a rear window Nodding
Finger.If your wife’s name is Paula, don’t forget the
“Simon Cowell” Talking Bobble Head
repetitively playing "Shut up Paula!"
Then, without warning, a rival DJ pulled out a gun
,shooting haphazardly, like an arcade game; he shot the first thing that moved!
Practicing his aim on the car dashboard, with his Duck Shooting Gallery!
He pulled into a Burger King's ordering kiosk; finding the staff less than cordial;he pointed his gun, and asked "Is it not "Have It Your Way" your motto!?"
