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"E.T.?" The aline asked.
You may indeed ask what an aline is, I did, and was given an extremely unsatisfying answer. In fact, when I approached
the water buffalos of the Nile, they seemed to have an aura about them. They glared at me with their large, cow-like eyes, and it seemed like they were telling me
something important, but not doing so directly, rather by beaming it indistinctly into my head despite my ever-trusty tinfoil hat. Why couldn't
we believe?Quickly we must destroy the signal broadcasting TV; without electrocuting ourselves!
The wires looked like tentacles making their way up our noses, and our brains; sprouting roughage to feed the aliens.
