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The sounds were coming from all around me now, from within the walls and under the floorboards, I cried out for help but
I got the sudden urge to climb the nearest tree and make monkey sounds. So I did. Up the tree I went, hand over hand, until I reached the top. I cleared my voice to do the monkey sounds, but all that came out of my mouth were quotes, like
'I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.'
This is in a country where it takes a five-year state-accredited masters degree, encompassing all the potential economic and social ramifications, in order to change a lightbulb. Education
?All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Then you must freaken work hard to keep it! No, I say, "I haven't got time for the pain"...she sang.
