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The elephant was pining for me again. I tried to call long collect but
the operator asked "Do you love this person?"
"Frequently, and twice on Sundays,"
I enjoy licking sidewalks. However, if it's raining, I stay inside and lick sand paper. They're the same basic texture, and it makes my tounge feel
like a silk blanket,the creaminess is so velvety
you'll want to coat your tongue in it and savor every last second of this blissful experience. It is so ridiculously good that my eye balls nearly popped right out of their sockets.
I'm sure my hustle
would surpass that of Jay Z and Fitty!
