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How to cook a coot:
first, insert your finger between the skin and the meat. Then with sea salt and pepper,
add half a pound of twopenny rice, half a pound of treacle, half a pound of what you like and
, as long as you avoid hurting anyone else, then you'll be promoted to
the position of Chief Hobbit Smasher. This was indeed a great honor. Hobbits run
sideways to avoid the effects of gravity.
