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I love August! Exploding dandelions just brightens summer days. Every night fireflies
fly up my nose and make me sneeze
violently all over my pet dog who in turn ran away frightened with his tail between his legs "Rover! Rover! Heel boy!"
Such an obedient dog, now I had him right where I wanted him. I whipped out my 12 gauge and pumped him full of lead. That'll teach the mutt not to
lick his balls or sniff people's crotches
just to intimidate them.
