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My fellow Americans: with heavy heart I must now inform you that 30 minutes ago, authorized by congress, I ordered the deployment of all our military forces. We are now at war
with the gang of very angry leprachauns who had gathered at the bottom of the street, hurridly we grabbed our
Versace Handbags and ran like the wind... Of course the one thing we forgot to check was
detrimental in climbing K2. We had not brought along Dexamethasone, which is required when joining `The 1000 mile high club`. It is required on high climbs
to the top of the mountain otherwise you would run out of oxygen
and just keep recycling one's own breath.
