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There once was a man from Peru, who knew how to speak like a guru. When greeted by a dame, he would treat them all the same and cook them aphrodisiac stew. Now he was not the best at writing limericks, but he was trying hard to be a seductor. His most prized possession, was a giant Cobra, which must of had a girth of 3ft, & the length, of 12ft. He loved to dangle it around his neck, across his chest, instead of a gold medalian it turned out to be a roast beef medallion seasoned with a dash of salt, a pinch of pepper, a handful of cumin, a pound of basil and a Tablespoon of love and affection. This recipe will make you see in 3-D! Do not be fooled, it is not a Menage a Trois!
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1020228186 1020228186 very good!! Bravo Wed, 27 Aug 08 12:08:36 PM
1020228186 602161513 most excellent! Fri, 29 Aug 08 02:44:41 PM
1020228186 624170351 Beef medallion that makes me wish for a Menage A Trois in 3d? Must be some seasoning! Good job on this one. Sun, 31 Aug 08 06:44:53 PM
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