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The Sentence Game

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This is for real. Please help me, there's no-one else. It's not funny. Please call an ambulance, I think I'm having a heart-attack. Jan, this is a word game. You need to talk to real people in the case of medical emergencies. Get Off-Line and call for help NOW. No! What is your problem?! Choke on your own phlegm, you piece of diarrhea dipshit rhino dookie! Why do you harass me so? What have I done to you? ANSWER ME, JESUS! "*Beeeeelch* 'Wha? Uh, Taketh thou an asprin." Nay, with austere boldness uttered, nay! Rather a fiend would I appear, were I to forsake that oath locked deep within my bosom's vault: pills are for the weak, enemas for the pong.
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