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Why oh why is cheese so good?
It's simply a glorified rancid milk that has broken lesser nations and given rise to a snobbish cult of slow food zombies.
Once, while I was taking a night time trip to the 7-11 around the corner from where I live, I saw a hoard of the fuckers slowly crawling over the pavement. A mob of people soon came to put an end to the situation, but hideously deformed,I was impaled too.
It made my toes tingle in that old familiar way and before you could say crucified like a hot dog no the proverbial stick I was hoofing it in mid-air happy as a lark's tongue.
Floating gaily through the air, the lark, with which a comparison was just drawn, set to undertake a journey to the far-away land called
Seattle.
JanW
lililoli
Brogel
