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Tertius Lydgate was an idealistic man. But upon meeting Rosamond Vincy, he had to seriously adjust his view on women. His eyes not so much dwelt southwardly anymore, as they did more northwardly. He would gaze in their eyes and say:
have no fear my love, nor shame of what we are about to do. Yes, we may rely too heavily on jizm imagery - cum jizz spunk sperm semen, ejaculate, etc. but in so doing we hone our skills at keeping the troops entertained. What higher purpose, my love?
"Well," said 'my love', "I seek to rid the world of hunger, poverty and hideously deformed things that lurk in the shadows. If such should not be attainable, a new plasma tv would be nice."
But what showed up the next third tuesday of the month was blood plasma. And lots of it. The coagulants were useful but just barely.
Oh well, they did what they were supposed to and that was all that mattered...wasn't it?
Unless one was hungry. The kind of hungry that
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