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Gunter was elated. Whilst neither the bullet proof contact lenses, nor the 'Helping Hand' boxer shorts had proved as popular as he'd hoped, his latest invention was surely a winner. Gunter had invented
the best tasting and thickest Bratwurst. He slowly
circled the Bratwurst prey, then nimbly pounced upon it. He devoured it in 2 seconds, which is also the record for
the most hotdogs anyone has
ever assembled in one place for the purposes of constructing an artwork. Other components included
hairballs, scraps of poems and various bodily fluids. The critics were damning but the people recognise art when they see it.
