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Shortly after objecting to a decision to make polar bears an endangered species, Sarah Palin set off on a moose hunt. She took
4 grenades with her and 5 tacos in case she got hungry. Everyone knows that moose are attracted to
Republicans, particularly women like Sarah, who
hid her 17 year-old daughter's pregnancy from the media, faking it as her own, suddenly flying back to Alaska and claiming the baby was hers
to bear. It didn't matter to her if her fallopian tubes have been
swollen from all the semen she collected.
