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After escaping from the fire... Raoul thought, to himself:"Mmmm! Something smells like a yummy BBQ! Oh wait that's my dead girlfriend, Christine! What am I thinking? Cannibalism?!" Ahhhh! I'm a vegetarian! What sacrilege! Give me green leaves or give me death. But just don't take the afterlife for granted. Once you die, you are dead. There's just an extremely remote chance that your body will quiver & shake, like a jumping bean. It is an interesting occurance if it happens when receiving Holy Communion. My advice is to drink Alka Selzer..It cures about everything..but a hangover.
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