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He read from, the letter: "No need, to worry about Miss Dae. The Angel of Music has, her under his wing."
It was under his left wing, the wing that he used deodorant on. The smell
reminded her of the baked beans caked on the underside of
Matthew McConaughey's beach-humping weiner. It began to itch and burn, so he jogged to the doctor, because jogging is hot. The doctor diagnosed him with
cancer of the armpits. It is a rare disease that causes your pits to
do an impromptu impression of Niagara Falls. Wet.
