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Of all of the different vegetables that are typically grown in the garden, the tomato is by far the
tastiest and most appealing of the Solanaceae in Grandma's garden. But that's not saying much, seeing as the others are Jimsonweed and Belladonna;
British soldiers, sent to quash the rebellion of Bacon in 1676, ingested Jimsonweed in a salad and were tripping for 11 days. When they came to, the soldiers remembered
to check their pockets for live hand grenades. Unfortunately for them, it was only a matter of time before
the powers that be make ashes out of your ass.
Better get some more toilet paper.
