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"Thank you, for giving me this note Inu-Yasha. Looks like it's from, The Phantom. Good boy!:)" I said. "Dear Catherine, I have a a good while with you but, now I quit. No need to worry though, I have a friend. Nobody knows, his real name. But you, may
put commas in inappropriate places if you must. We don't judge here. In fact, we love your kind. You're so
smelly that skunks 10 miles away are holding their noses in disgust. Why on earth would you ever want to
make love to non-living thing? Well, you might as well
lay down in front of a runaway steam roller. No one likes you anyway. In fact, I dislike the look of your face so much, I want to
fill a paddling pool full of jelly and dive right in.
