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Jorna acted out what she saw in her dream- a steady acceleration of groans then she wiggled her
voting slip and wondered as thousands of wannabees descended upon her
and demanded that she pay her late library fees, or else the cookie monster would create cookies using her flesh. It was a horrid spectacle to behold, slightly more terrifying than
a falling WallSteet banker, it's super-
effective. Why, we once used this tactic to build a
gigantic oil rig right in the middle of the Hudson River. I'm Sarah Palin, and I approve this message.
