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This week, we've lost Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and now Billy Mays. I was thinking that 2009 was pretty slow in terms of celebrity deaths, because at the beginning of June, we'd maybe lost only 6 or 7, but now their dropping like flie
s feasting on flying pig droppings. Rapid knock-down
of the Canadian army. The president of Canda called in for reinforcements, and got a
sea turtle and slug instead. How much help can they be? We need more than that! We need
Mexican hammocks, a roaring chiminea and a couple of
eyes, teary from the smoke. Yes, from the smoke.
