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Washington DC, Friday -- Overruling and denouncing the Federal Court that previously sentenced Bernie Madoff to 150 years as 'grossly lenient', the Supreme Court sentenced the former hedge fund owner on appeal to 48,000 years in Federal Prison,
Tootank Hamoon started to reintroduce himself to society. It's not easy for a former king to
invite the cameras in to
watch me eating the carcass of a large sperm whale. I started by slowly licking the head of the beast, savoring its delicious marine flavor. The barnacles cut my tongue a bit, but I knew this was going to be the best meal of my life.
Afterwards, I went upstairs and I died. The meal was so good, that
only the British Reserves could eat it.
