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The day I died and went to heaven, who should be the first person I bump into but Joseph Fucking Smith(Jr)!? The Mormons
decided to lead a nation-wide attack, and began by bombing the houses inhabited by the Baldwin family. Next, they attacked the
pizza because they were absolutely famished. It was warm and gooey and
insanely inflammable when exposed to oxygen. It was worth the risk and was marketed at bankers who
liked drinking tea and
with a finger sticking out. Hint: not the pinky.
