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Jesus had been turned into a vampire by an undead Egyptian princess at an early age, a detail the bible neglects to mention. As an adult, Jesus the vampire preached
about morals and such things like
personal hygiene. Such practices are best left to
professionals who
know how to bribe government officials to get the job done at twice the cost.
