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©The Goat and his Boiled Chairman - Nov 2011 announcement

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I woke up with the desire to eat long pig. Though I was not a cannible it had been a craving I was suffering from for quite some time now. But a mere eye-blink in geological timescales, but that's just techno babble. On the up side several chickens were roaming free on the neighbouring property. They were there for the taking if only you could catch one of them. Pesky little critters, all angry and horney at the same time. It was like watching a cop rob a bank... heart breaking. If you were there you would have puked and turned gay.
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