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Whenever I go out I take a salt shaker, a bag of dead cockroaches and a dozzen or so pickle stems just in case I run into trouble
with some zombies. I would like to be able to defend myself.
That was when I took up Mixed-Martial Arts,
only because I liked touching men. After finishing my first year I
forgot that I needed to paint my bedroom. The colour I chose was
red, because that was the colour of my favourite underwear
