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The Sentence Game

©The Goat and his Boiled Chairman - Nov 2011 announcement

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If any one ever tells you that I shaved my ass you tell them they are full of blood and puss but I'm going to eat them anyway. If I had to chose between that and you... I'd chose that one on the left, if I were you. It's less likely to self destruct if you keep acting like a little bitch. Sometimes I feel like i wanna beat everybody in the face with a walrus, if i could pick one up. Just imagine how that would go. "Hey man hows it- wtf is that? Is that a walrus?!?!" "I HATE YOU!" "OH GOD!!!!"
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