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©The Goat and his Boiled Chairman - Nov 2011 announcement

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Hello, is any body out there?!? I didn't come all the way out here to be alone so if this is some kind of joke or something, it's not funny when it happens but man do people seem to laugh. I just couldn't handle it anymore -- not even inside a lead-lined glovebox. The gamma radiation was too intense I needed a higher SPF or I would have the worst sunburn. The best thing to put on once you are burnt is jump in a cold shower and cover yourself with sauce. I know this sounds disgusting, but it's actually got the sweetest, most delicate flavor I've ever tasted.
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