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Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18: Ignorance and stupidity will soon be yours, when the Tree of Wisdom is cut down to make room for another
severed head. I collect them from my victims. Sometimes the genitles but mostly just heads. if you look into my soul you'll see
a giant void. If you lean too far you might just fall into it. And that is a problem neither of us want to
put you in an insane asylum but FUCK IT!! you're clearly out of your god damned mind. Once you're there you
must visit my Aunt Doreen. She'll be all to eager to feed you her
latest tip: at Christmas, save money on that robotic dog that the kids are after. Simply wrap the family pet in silver foil.
