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Perhaps you were all introduced to your rulers executive staff. Perhaps not the kind you've been used to. But cerenitly game for a laugh.
I told them all the aliens were coming but they didn't listen. They couldn't listen otherwise the others would think they were just as crazy as me. That's why I came to you.
You see, my regular phrenologist wasn't available,
his receptionist advised me that he was with a mistress in Hawaii but I think he was just avoiding me. You know sometimes these people
knock on your door and try and sell you stuff. Did you know they still made Avon products? I'm sure they are good for
nothing, somewhat like an icecream toaster
