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If you live to the shinning moment. The moment may just last.
If it doesn't, however, you can easily get it back by standing on one foot and
beating your head with a 2x4, while
my mother bakes a cake. I liked cake. I was hoping she would make it with
Play-Doh: an exact 1:1 scale replica of Tom Cruise. 'How are you Tom?' she would ask. Then beat it for not answering. 'Take that, Rain Man'. It's one way to pass an evening. Another way is to
simply pull that trigger, and hope they never find you
