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Got ADHD?
I know I do. That's how I make extra money. I sell my meds to
homeless people, cause, well, they don't have a home and I figure at least they might as well be
pumpkins, all orange and dirty, sitting in the mud. Perhaps someone will take one home to
make out with. Until you take off your beer goggles in the morning. That's when you realize she
doesn't really love you and was just keeping you around because no other guy would let her shove a 12-inch dildo up his ass, while a crowd of her friends sat around cheering her on.
