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I don't understand ear-hole-widening. Who thought it would be a good idea to put backgammon pieces in their earlobes? Do they widen other areas? Are their arseholes
wide enough to take in Murphy. Cuz when Ol' Murphy strikes, it's
like a hammer hitting a pillow. Which is to say,
he ended up with a wicked case of pink eye! If he hadn't rubbed his
magic lamp, he never would have met
the love of his life, Ivana Trump.
