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Why do popes wear funny hats? Is it to
make me laugh that you wear these hats? Have you not heard of the No Hat Left Behind act of 2007, which, perhaps ironically, is meant to banish all hats from the streets of our cities?
Not only the streets but also the pavements of our fine cities. You find them everywhere. Those nasty little aliens invaded all our urban public spaces. I believe there is only one way to get rid of them: toothpaste mixed with a healthy dose of arsenic.
Feeling invigourated,
I began to furiously stroke my boner and spit peppercorns at a nearby dog. After soiling myself earlier that day, I no longer required my underpants, so I flung them at a wall and laughed as they began to slide slowly to the ground. As I looked up,
with the gleaming sun in my eyes, I knew it would get me.....If only I managed to make the hole then I would be free. With the last breath I lunged towards the dark despair of freedom.
rwr
Brogel