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At 3.00 AM, my alarm clock went. This was most unfortunate, because I needed it to wake up. Having thus severely overslept, I
was late for work again.
The irony of being late as a watchmaker really was quite unbearable for this smallish man, so he decided to do something about it. Quite radical the idea, quite cunning its execution, he would go to Rome and
strangle a poodle.
With a cordless phone. It really is that easy. Really. You should try it. You should try to strangle a poodle.
You should never strangle a poodle! Poodles are the second smartest breed of pure bred dog next to the Border Collie.
Brogel
Brougo
the butcher