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I am very pissed.
Even though my dick hurts, I will continue to rub it against all manner of things just for fun.
The bow, to use a Dutchism, could not always be strung, and from time to time breaks were as needed as they were welcomed. Still, ours is a productive society, not run by lazy communist bastards. Get back to work!
yelled Hitler while taking a big puff from his massive joint.
'I tell ya,' Brickolio said as he kicked back in his leather executive chair, 'I never woulda guessed that my urine would make such delicious soup."
I was elated at the thought of soup as I often enjoyed pouring soup over my neck and genitals. After dinner I will be taking a shit on some salad and laughing about it.
Brogel