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I like cheese
especially the 'special' cheese found in the folds of obese prostitutes. I roll into into ballsand flick them at
the naked dwarf mud wrestlers.
Oh no, moaned mum, showing ha'pennies into her crack, not Channel 5 again... can't we watch some good old fashioned porn?
There's nothing like a fresh breeze of ass, reminds me of the days I worked on a tuna boat.
Many years later, after I'd had my lungs removed, I found my interest in tuna was rekindled and spent the rest of my life dressing up various tuna in baby clothes and pushing thema around in a pram.
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