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It had been a daring political move by Greenpeace... dumping the decomposing carcass of a blue whale on the lawn of Parliament. Unfortunately, no one was sure if it was John Prescott. The harpoon was a giveaway, but then so was its pale-pink 9foot penis! Meanwhile, quietly lurking in the shadows, was Martin the local chopped liver expert, he was waiting for someone to serve it all up with lashings of whipped cream. i decicded to pass the whole thing on to another of those famous stools created by ikea. Then the story swiftly turned sexual in a sad teenage hormonal virgin boy kind of way as it so often does . NO matter how hard little Nou tried, he couldn't get that girl to get on her knees! It was a difficult thing to do - to convince that chicken to give me a back massage. Afterall, it's wings were unkempt and twice as salty. So I candied the yams and pickled my nickle, because at the end of the say, we're all just ants in a fishbowl.
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jennypie Harold Bishop Hurrah for Prescott Sat, 14 Oct 06 01:52:58 AM
jennypie mr stenwence nice one fizzbomb, great sentence Sat, 14 Oct 06 03:36:50 AM
jennypie fizz bomb thank you sir! Sat, 14 Oct 06 09:51:27 AM
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