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'I have been a member of this association for 38 years now' exclaimed the king, only to the frustration and confusion of the now intoxicated royal court who, as they bundled his majesty into the back of a purple ford sedan, meerly jeered and spat at the
little boy, 'get out the fucking way - you tosser'- screamed the angry driver.
'Wanker' shouted back the naked cyclist. He was lucky enough to be able to demonstrate what a wanker the driver was.. however, he enjoyed showing him so much, he went under a bus. There was a scream from the crowd!
Hearing this I took decisive action, procured a camcorder,recorded the whole gory incident, sent it in to YOU'VE BEEN FRAMED and spent the £250 on
disposable dwarfs and
disposable hankies in a fight to the death in which no one was quite sure who would win... I had a bet riding on the hankies, but to be honest, I have shares in Kleenex.
catrisit
arkaya
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Harold Bishop
