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By the time the rohypnol wore off I was half way to Grimsby. The inner sanctum of my sphincter was tightening, so I decided to grow lizards in the moist area between my flaps. "Now then Now then" said Jimmy saville with a handful of slits in his mouth. "If the next bus smells as bad, I'll dance the 'Kahooba' with anyone you like. 'Is Kahooba some form of dance?', the victim retorted. 'No it's a form of casual intrusion, normally only associated with diasbled goats' came the reply. "trouble yourself no longer, the lord loves you"
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