"Buttocks",is all he could think to say. He'd waited a long time for an audience with the Pope.

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"Buttocks",is all he could think to say. He'd waited a long time for an audience with the Pope. Although the Pope was actually on Business in Rome at the moment so they had to settle for an audience with Lionel Blair. Which would have been acceptable but for the fact that Lionel insisted on "Compering" the show, and really his links were holding up some rotosound yellow guitar strings: of which the gages are e string .10mm, the b string .13mm, the g string .17mm, the d string .26mm, the a string .36mm and finally the E string which is .46mm. his freind looked at him and said alhough you continue to plead and beg with me, GIVE UP! LOSER! There is no way I am going to read "Harry's Mad" ( a heartwarming tale of a missing parrot) To you again DUmbass, At which point she exited the room and began wanking. Ohhhh that was very good, he thought about the vicar's wife, and quickly reached climax. Then he went to the bathroom, removed a tampon from his buttocks, and left.