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Jurgen Klinsmann's favourite place is, notoriously, the ball pool in the local nursery.
Under such conditionas, one would expect the little ones to have a jolly good time, but instead they just seem to sit in the water and cry for their mummies and dry pants.
The egyptians had indeed had a difficult reign, but there was hope in the future with the invention of..
a sort of toaster that never really quite
worked as a spaceship.
But however hard Derek tried, he was unable to fit his mum into a ciabatta, this rendered the spaceship rather useless, so instead he fashioned a raft out of his buttocks and they set forth towards spain, in search of wine and children.
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