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My favourite bean? The mung. Always has been, always will be. But putting these other-worldly matters aside, imagine what it would be like if you woke up one day and found that
I had become violently allergic to...
himself. Therefore, his only option would be
to fuck a cow in the ass vigorously.
After such a dastardly action, I thought it was best to purify my soul by going to PoundSavers and buying one of those tubes that you whirl around and it makes a noise, and satisfied myself by doing htis for a few hours, however, I had to stop suddenly, a
few proverbial leaves from a book by Descartes had blown across the tracks. Stooping to read these, I failed to see the red light. Luckily a pimp didn't and spent the next few hours selling my bottom. I learnt a lot about Natural Philosphy and lubricant.
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Rositatatata
Crowfeeder