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My favourite bean? The mung. Always has been, always will be. But putting these other-worldly matters aside, imagine what it would be like if you woke up one day and found that I had become violently allergic to... himself. Therefore, his only option would be to fuck a cow in the ass vigorously. After such a dastardly action, I thought it was best to purify my soul by going to PoundSavers and buying one of those tubes that you whirl around and it makes a noise, and satisfied myself by doing htis for a few hours, however, I had to stop suddenly, a few proverbial leaves from a book by Descartes had blown across the tracks. Stooping to read these, I failed to see the red light. Luckily a pimp didn't and spent the next few hours selling my bottom. I learnt a lot about Natural Philosphy and lubricant.
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Crowfeeder Rositatatata This descartes section is genius. Wed, 08 Nov 06 04:42:06 AM
Crowfeeder coathanger fingers both smutty and educational Wed, 08 Nov 06 04:48:21 AM
Crowfeeder Rositatatata Coathanger fingers, I used to think you were a thirty five year old man, who had just lost his job as a technical assistant at Barclay's Bank, but now I am not so sure...... Wed, 08 Nov 06 06:59:55 AM
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