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Once there was a boy who had one foot bigger than the other.
This was distracting me from my mantra of 'left foot, right foot'. How many
bloody feet do you have ya bastard? I wondered. How could I tell my friends back in Devon? How could I tell my mother? It was no good, I had to end it here and now. Without hesitating I wipped out my
banana
as everyone needs their 5 portions a day, I was delighted.
I decided to celebrate by going to Gala Bingo, but on the way in, unfortunately got caught in the revolving doors, due to the fact that I had "taken some drink" before I went. It was most embaressing, but I was able to play as they provided me with marker
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