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My old man said 'Be a Tottenham fan', and I said
'Come and 'ave a go if you think you 'ard enough!!'
Stood there staring, pants wet with urine, I
hastily nipped to the public toilets in the park and set up home in one of the cubicles.I decided that if I was having incontinence problems, the only people who were going to know about it would be the devoted band of cleaners who were in charge of
proceedings for the swingers evenings.
Who would have thought that a fund to get a new Kiddies play park would be so popular? It was probablty due to the fact that I had slipped and fallen earlier on in the day after I had taken a few drinks to steady my nerves.
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Rositatatata
