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was the person who started world war 3
in the bathtub with a selection of floating toys and an empty bottle of Head & Shoulders (citrus burst). Unfortunately, the game had to stop when
the police turned up.
One of the police was Lionel Blair in disguise, except the disguise was a rubber bishop's outfit, so it wasn't really a disguise at all. Fortunately Madge from Neighbours was
smoking 300 Benson and Hedges a day, and was able to save up enough tokens to buy us a week in the Algarve, which allowed us the privacy to rebuild our relationship out of the glare of the public eye, sadly, on the flight back
the fabric of the universe began to break down. Atoms collapsed into pure energy, beginning with my gin and tonic, moving quickly to the peanuts. I knew we were finished. I sat back in my seat and waited for the inevitable.
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eflatmajor - Johngillett
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Harold Bishop -
Rositatatata -
The Bishop of Southwark
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