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Pat sharp sobbed into his Tesco vegetarian Low fat ready mousse for one. He cogitated on the fact that the last paid job he had, was where he had raced a Mini in Banzaii, (I swear it's the only episode I ever saw)He smashed his fist on the the dashboard a
small wilderbeast.
The wilderbeast snarled and shook its head, then its wig fell off.
It revealled not baldness, but a perspex layer which was not only transparent but reflective.
It was almost translucent, smelt like rotten eggs and pulsated in time to the beat on the music from his ipod.
Luckily, as I had already slipped and fallen earlier on in the day, after taking a bit too much to drink, afetr I fell this time, everyone was used to it. And the man didn't even mind that I smashed his ipod.
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