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The French Lieutenant counted his spare change, he just had enough money to
pay for the removal of Mr Slithery Handbag's glans.
Handbag wasn't his real name, of course. He had changed it by deed poll, as he was a fan of
barbituates. But nothing could beat smoking amphetamines through a dog.
"Surely you mean log?", said a helpful professor. "Canines have a tendency to chafe"
But it didn't stop me grating my own brand of cheese at source.
Elephant Glitter
the butcher
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