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"This is your captain speaking" ...
we shall be cruising today at-! What's that? Yeah, that, the flashing light... No, me neither... Woah!! How many lights! Its like friggin' christmas in here. Fuck me! Listen everyone, we've only got three minutes!! Just start fucking each other before
Hollyoaks started.
Unfortunatley for the shadow people who rode on the backs of disfigured llamas, their time had come
and do you have any idea what that would have felt like? I suspect not and you will never feel the pain of
childbirth, or having your testicles put in a vice until they burst.
MetalGuru
Crowfeeder
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