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©The Goat and his Boiled Chairman - Nov 2011 announcement

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Roger couldn't quite remember the last time he'd shaved his own spaniels, which he kept purely for export. Since poultry had increased in popularity following Esther Ranson's public disgrace, he was so angry he bit off his own mouth. "Not possible" screamed Home and Away's Sally Fletcher "not possible". Big face Biggins found this unaccepatble however and chose to amputate his own liver instead, as he thought this would deter auntie Barry from using a hosepipe to clean her boots, so instead
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