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With great pride I stepped onto the platform, to collect my award. The 1st prize was
30 seconds in the presence of Chris Vasher, the local newsreader. 'You're not allowed to speak' said Chris, 'just sit there and feel my celebrity'. I couldn't
decide whether or not to cut off the dog's
cheese ball and feed them to it's best friend. I dog society that equated to 5 orgasms divided by a naked chicken times 1 sparrow, now think hard
and pull my finger
high into the air. Some passing Italians thought I was being rude. So, I had to explain that it was actually a polite gesture in my country.
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