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Rubber bands, mice hair, shredded copies of Razzle magazine and baking powder are the primary ingredients of
jaffa cakes, but mcvities would never tell you that. They're so preoccupied with poisoning our children with junk food they even put
yellow on it and try to call it cheese!
But, of course, that was particularly offensive to French dairy farmers and thretened to cause an economic rift within the European Union. British Cheese producers however
have publicly taken a stand against people with 'crap haircuts' working in their factories, they merely commented that it would:
have to eat fifteen cheesecakes and eleven small japanese people in novelty panda costumes if it wanted to survive the winter.
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